Our (Totally Normal) Menu
All sandwiches are served on Bilkis™ – our exclusive 90% air, 10% crust baguette. All meat options are 100% Chalosh-certified.
🐓 Schnitzels & Wraps
The Rebbe’s Roast
Grilled marinated chicken that gives mussar with every bite.
The Machmir Melt
Schnitzel with extra layers of stringency: hot sauce, pastrami, and hashgacha in triplicate.
The Shteiger Supreme
Spicy schnitzel, garlic mayo, and fried onions. Only for guys who “finished a sugya.”
The Yeshivish Yamaka
A wrap that covers everything: schnitzel, cole slaw, pickles, and a little bit of guilt.
Mincha Meat Wrap
For when you davened but didn’t eat yet. Or vice versa.
🫕 Cholent & Heimish Vibes
OG Cholent (OG = Oy Gevalt)
Ricotta, goat cheese, beetroot and datterini.
Sammy’s So Spicy Cholent
For the brave. Comes with a waiver and a free water bracha.
The Chillent
Thursday night special. Comes with free “zeeskeit” on the side.
Kishka Kruncher
Deep-fried kishka with spicy mustard aioli.
Yeshivacore Herring Board
Herring, crackers, and a 3-minute shiur on why you should like it.
🍰 Desserts
Kokosh Cake
Chocolate babka’s unhinged cousin.
Babka Bomb
Comes with a mystery filling and an optional segulah.
Yeshiva Crumb
85% streusel, 15% cake.
The Chalosh Delight
Softest rugelach known to mankind. Comes with a spoon because yes, it’s that soft.
🥔 Sides & Kogels
Yerushalmi StickShift™
Sliced Yerushalmi Kogel served like fries.
Potato Kugel Puck
It’s a puck. It’s a kogel. It’s beautiful.
Gefilte in the Wild
Chilled gefilte fish medallions with carrot top-hats.
The Yeshivish Yamaka
A wrap that covers everything: schnitzel, cole slaw, pickles, and a little bit of guilt.
Gala Bites
Cubed and plated like sushi. Don’t ask.
🥤 Drinks
Beer Mayim™ Classic
Triple filtered. Quadruple carbonated. Certified to sting your throat.
Beer Mayim™ Black Cherry Beis Medrash Blast
Beer Mayim™ Lemon-Lime Mechitza Mix
Sammy’s Slushes
Add 25¢ to make it “lichvod Shabbos.”
🥔 Sides & Kugels
Yerushalmi StickShift™
Sliced Yerushalmi Kogel served like fries.
Potato Kugel Puck
It’s a puck. It’s a kogel. It’s beautiful.
Gefilte in the Wild
Chilled gefilte fish medallions with carrot top-hats.
The Yeshivish Yamaka
A wrap that covers everything: schnitzel, cole slaw, pickles, and a little bit of guilt.
Gala Bites
Cubed and plated like sushi. Don’t ask.
🥤 Drinks
Beer Mayim™ Classic
Triple filtered. Quadruple carbonated. Certified to sting your throat.
Beer Mayim™ Black Cherry Beis Medrash Blast
Beer Mayim™ Lemon-Lime Mechitza Mix
Sammy’s Slushes
Add 25¢ to make it “lichvod Shabbos.”