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📞 We’d love to hear from you.

Whether it’s a compliment, complaint, halachic question, or unsolicited shidduch rĂ©sumĂ© — we’re here

đź’¬ Ways to Reach Us:

Text/WhatsApp: Only accepted if preceded by “Do you have 2 minutes?”
Email: [email protected] (Don’t forget to CC your chavrusa for accountability.)
Fax: Please don’t.
Pigeon Post: We tried. The pigeons refused to carry kugel.
In-Person: Yell “Zeeskeit!” really loudly. If you’re meant to find us, you will.

📬 For Real Inquiries

Want to cater a siyum? Host a Thursday Night Pop-Up? Debate whether “Beer Mayim” is actually soda?

Use this form below (we check it right after zman):

 

 

📞 We’d love to hear from you.

Whether it’s a compliment, complaint, halachic question, or unsolicited shidduch rĂ©sumĂ© — we’re here

đź’¬ Ways to Reach Us:

Text/WhatsApp: Only accepted if preceded by “Do you have 2 minutes?”
Email: [email protected] (Don’t forget to CC your chavrusa for accountability.)
Fax: Please don’t.
Pigeon Post: We tried. The pigeons refused to carry kugel.
In-Person: Yell “Zeeskeit!” really loudly. If you’re meant to find us, you will.

📬 For Real Inquiries

Want to cater a siyum? Host a Thursday Night Pop-Up? Debate whether “Beer Mayim” is actually soda?

Use this form below (we check it right after zman):

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